Funny Quotes

• Etc. : End of Thinking Capacity

• I put the pro in procrastinate.

• We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

• It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; 

• hide and seek.

• If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.

• We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

• I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.

• My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

• It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.

• Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.