No room for girls at a 'women's conference' in Saudi

:)))) Is this ridiculous spectacle real???

Ha ha. It's a good gag by whoever's come up with it – a room full of Saudi Arabian men supposedly coming together to talk about 'women in society'. Without any women present.

No wonder the picture's currently doing the rounds on Twitter – both men and women are laughing at the absurdity and hypocrisy of it.

And yet, is it really that absurd? We don't actually know if the photo is real. But this is a country where women are not allowed to drive, women cannot vote or be elected to high political positions – oh, and stoning them to death if they try to leave their husbands is still OK.

It's not too hard to make the leap, then, that Saudi Arabia would seriously, actually, run a conference about 'what to do with all these women' – those who are rising up, who are starting to disobey the 'norms'. Post the Arab spring and this 'new world' of politics – it's possible women may want a change in culture in the Middle East. And the men don't like it.

Regardless, even if it is just a picture of any old get together – to talk about business or politics – it still screams alarm bells at you: the fact that no women are present is telling.

Perhaps it was, literally, a man's only event and the originator of this gag is just making a point.
Come to think of it, his or her point is well heard. I have been to many a business conference in the UK over the years that may as well be men-only: a sea of grey suits and balding, middle aged men doesn't help to inspire the new generation, especially women, into industry.
If it seems absurd that Saudi Arabia would host a male-only event excluding women, perhaps it is just an exaggerated version of what goes on in the Western world?
But before the UK Government is tempted to launch an Inquiry into said problem, let's just enjoy this photo for what I believe it is: a good gag.

:))

Funny Questions 2 ???

15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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16.- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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18.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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19.- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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24.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Funny Questions 1 ????

1.- Can you cry under water?
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Nadal had lost in the first round !!!

Rafael Nadal had never lost in the first round of a grand slam event.
Until Monday.
The fifth-seeded Spaniard suffered a stunning straight-sets defeat against Belgian Steve Darcis on Monday in the opening round at Wimbledon.
Nadal could not keep up with the world’s 135th-ranked player in the opening match of his grand slam campaign, and went down 7-6 (7-4), 7-6 (10-8), 6-4 in the tournament’s first big upset.


"There were not a lot of good things for me," said Nadal, who exited in the second round to Lukas Rosol last year at Wimbledon. "I tried my best all the time I had my chances but I did not make it. It is difficult to adapt your game on grass. Now is not the right time to talk about my knee. The only thing I can do is congratulate my opponent. It is not a tragedy, I lost, it is sport.
"I'm confident that I will recover and be ready for the next tournaments. I have played far more than I expected after my injury and I will try my best for the next couple of years."
Darcis' ceaseless chasing of Nadal's serve helped him remain in the match during the first and second sets, and he took both courtesy of some fearless tennis in the tie-breaks.
After breaking Nadal in the first game of the third set, the Belgian kept his cool to secure a second-round berth with only the second win of his career at the All England Club.
The signs of a potential shock were there early as Darcis made Nadal work hard to hold his serve.
With both players unable to break serve, a tie-break was required which Darcis took 7-4 to carve out a shock one-set lead.
The second set followed much the same pattern as the opener before a long forehand from Nadal gave Darcis a 10-8 tie-break victory and the opportunity to pull off the biggest win of his career.
The 29-year-old capitalized on Nadal’s vulnerability in the first game of the third set, grabbing a lightning-quick break to establish an immediate advantage.
And he showed no fear in serving the match out, sealing an unlikely victory courtesy of an ace down the middle.
"I think the same, nobody was expecting my win today," Darcis told BBC Sport after the match.
"Rafa did not play his best match here, it is hard when it is you first match on grass. I just wanted to play my own game, coming to the net and not playing far from the baseline. I did not target his knee. Tennis is hard enough when you are thinking about yourself.
"I have always played well on grass, perhaps not here where I have had some tough draws, but I am really happy. I do not know what to say."

Wimbledon Results

Wimbledon Results

		F. Verdasco					1st Round
		X. Malisse					Jun 24, 4:30 PM
5		R. Nadal					1st Round
		S. Darcis					Jun 24, 4:00 PM
		K. De Schepper					1st Round
		P. Lorenzi					Jun 24, 3:30 PM
		L. Kubot	6	4	-	-	1st Round
		I. Andreev	1	1	-	-	Live
10		M. Cilic	4	-	-	-	1st Round
		M. Baghdatis	3	-	-	-	Live
18		J. Isner					1st Round
		E. Donskoy					Jun 24, 2:30 PM
24		J. Janowicz	6	0	-	-	1st Round
		K. Edmund	2	0	-	-	Live
20		M. Youzhny	3	-	-	-	1st Round
		R. Haase	2	-	-	-	Live
		M. Gicquel					1st Round
		V. Pospisil					Jun 24, 2:30 PM
		M. Matosevic	1	1	-	-	1st Round
		G. Rufin	6	0	-	-	Live
3		R. Federer	6	0	-	-	1st Round
		V. Hanescu	3	0	-	-	Live
		S. Robert	6	77	6	-	1st Round
		A. Falla	3	65	5	-	Live
30		F. Fognini	77	5	3	-	1st Round
		J. Melzer	65	7	4	-	Live
		J. Reister	6	4	5	-	1st Round
		L. Rosol	3	6	6	-	Live
		R. Dutra Silva	4	0	4		1st Round
		S. Stakhovsky	6	6	6		Jun 24, Completed
25		B. Paire	6	4	6	6	1st Round
		A. Ungur	4	6	3	1	Jun 24, Completed
																																	All times are France Time

Girls' complexity

WOMAN!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't, you are 'not understanding' .

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad,
If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her,
If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time,
If she is visited by other women, "Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics,
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

To my life !

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we?

Love, Your Hubby

boys are always boys!

Girl texts her boyfriend in the middle of the night.

Girl:- Darling, I can't live without you. Will you marry me?

After few minutes...

Girl:- Babe I can't sleep, please reply me, will you marry me?

After few minutes....

Boy:- whats your name please? cause I lost all my contacts..

Boy will be Boys! 

Funny story of marriage

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have been released today if I went to the jail!!"

Please arrest me!

A man runs to the police stations and says:

Man: Please arrest me!

Police: Why what’s wrong?

Man: I emptied two rounds on my wife!

Police: You killed your wife? You bastard!
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Man: No! I missed every bullet that’s why you have to lock me up so she can’t get to me! 

Little Johnny

Father to Little Johnny: Why don't you just go and study Johnny?

Little Johnny: For what?

Father: You'll get good marks.

Little Johnny: Then?

Father: You'll get good job.

Little Johnny: Then?

Father: You'll have big house and new car.

Little Johnny: So what after that?

Father: After that you'll just relax in life.

Little Johnny: So what do u think I m doing right now? 

Materialistic Lawyer

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. 

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beamer!" he whined. 

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" 

"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!" lol

Do not copy, If you cannot paste !

A Famous inspirational speaker said :

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife."

Audience were in shock and silence

He added:
"She was my mother "

Applause & laughter in the crowd.

An Engineer tried to crack this at home .

He said Loudly to his wife in the kitchen :-

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife."!

Standing for the moment and try to recall the 2nd half ,

when he gained senses he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water.

Moral :- Do not copy, If you can not paste ! 

Fairy boy

Who is a boy?

A boy is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.

He starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates & toys for his sister.

Then he sacrifices his pocket money 4 his gf.

He also sacrifices his cigarette and beer for friends.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children without complaining silently.

Boy's life is tough and full of sacrifices! See not only girls can overreact, we have a tough life too 

Drunken man

A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.

“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?“

“I’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk.

“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few.”

“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few
miles back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the man. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf."

Proposal Failure

A Boy was deeply in LOVE with her classmate.

One day he proposed her.

But she got angry & refused.

One day that girl borrowed a book from him & wrote a message: I LOVE YOU too, don't leave me please.

But the Boy didn't see that message. He never talked to her.

2 years passed.

Finally that girl committed suicide.

Moral: Atleast once in a year open your books. 

Did you know?

Our dreams are frequently full of strangers who play out certain parts – did you know that your mind is not inventing those faces – they are real faces of real people that you have seen during your life but may not know or remember? 

The evil killer in your latest dream may be the guy who pumped petrol in to your Dad’s car when you were just a little kid. We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces through our lives, so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.

When death comes...

Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day...".

The guy said,"But I am not ready!".

Then death said,"Well your name is the next on my list...".

So the guy told death,"Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right...".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me.."

Normal Person

You are a normal person in case of:

1> U got a facebook account.
2> U got a mobile phone.
4> U are wasting your time reading this.
5> U didn't notice that there is no Number 3.
7> U went to check if number 3 is there.
8> Where is number 6?
9> U are now smiling.
10> Where is number 1?
11> LOL u went to check number 1 as well.