Funny Questions 1 ????

1.- Can you cry under water?
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2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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6.- What disease did cured ham actually have?
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7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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12.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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13.- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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