Facebook Statuses of Animals !!

• If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

  Cockroach: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!”

  Dog: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don’t even remember…”

  Mosquito: “I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking.”

  Pig: “Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu… WTF!! ”

  Chicken: “If tomorrow there’s no status update from my side, means I’m being served at KFC.”